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"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal) 01/11/2017 at 13:46 • Filed to: None

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I am unable to get to my boat because my Porsche is too low to the ground.

What do I win?

Wacko > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/11/2017 at 13:50

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go faster and you will hydroplane all the way there.

Nisman > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/11/2017 at 13:51

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Haha this is hilarious. I hope you get to your boat somehow.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/11/2017 at 13:54

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Well why don’t you have a spare boat in your garage to take to your other boat for cases like this?

functionoverfashion > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/11/2017 at 13:56

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Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > functionoverfashion 01/11/2017 at 13:58

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OMFG, dyin’ 

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/11/2017 at 14:10

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You have a rear engined vehicle so your air intake should be high enough for you to wade through.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/11/2017 at 14:12

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Interestingly, the reverse is also possible. It would be very difficult to sail your boat to your landlocked Porsche.

functionoverfashion > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/11/2017 at 14:20

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I don’t know why but I remember that part of that movie and probably haven’t seen it in 20 years. Maybe longer. Gotta love youtube...

Also on first-world problems: we were renovating our kitchen this past summer/fall, (part 1 - renovating a kitchen that worked fine) and instead of living at home throughout, we moved into a family lake house (part 2). Part way through this time - about 5 weeks - we had to move out because family wanted the house. So what did we do? We moved into another lake house (part 3) owned by a different part of the family. By the way this was all in the same town as our house. And at the time, it was a hassle because we have two young kids and we both work full time. But it’s hardly something I can complain about to... anyone, really. Lest they think we’re 1%-ers. We’re not.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/11/2017 at 14:29

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You are driving a beetle, of course its possible!

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/11/2017 at 15:40

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Can’t get to the winery either.

Goddamn. The struggle is real you guys.

Chasaboo > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/11/2017 at 15:43

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Well, since Porsches are built by Volkswagen, and we all know Beetles float, I say just go for it. What’s the worst thing that could happen?

wafflesnfalafel > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/11/2017 at 15:56

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set up a go-fund-me account for donations

PS9 > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/25/2017 at 09:17

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Where are you that all this flooding is happening?

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > PS9 01/25/2017 at 10:24

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Alameda, CA. Also, Pescadero, CA as I couldn’t get to the Asparagus Soup place on Monday either.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/25/2017 at 10:30

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You could easily tow a jet ski with your Porsche

Arrivederci > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/25/2017 at 11:36

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A free Cayenne so you can get to your boat in a Porsche!

Snooder87 > functionoverfashion 01/25/2017 at 14:09

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Don’t mention the lake house. Just say “moved in with mah folks”.

Whether that means a garage apartment, a guesthouse, or a lake house is all up to the listener.